fuck u i’m infinitely hotter and sexier than u and i have a fucking gorgeous spouse u wouldn’t know them tho they go to another school

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I love your work Vivzie, but goddamn this is an L

As much as I don't like the candidates he personally donated too, that's his choice. Plus he rarely if ever used social media to espouse his own political views. Plus not every Christian is some fundamentalist, science hating nut https://t.co/Od6LlUvLTP

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spouses of the married variety

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It takes two massive otaku to level up their relationship with the first (and possibly only) two-player game they'll ever play together.

Jenn and Wes talk about the video game in this week's episode of Recommendations for My Otaku Spouse!
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i always found it a little sad that your kids in rune factory 2 didn't take on any traits of your spouse SO
here's a little doodle of both rosalind and what i imagine your kid would look like with her ^_^ 💐💐💐

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c!Tubbo is very very strong and could easily carry the ball of anxiety and good intentions that is his spouse, c!Ranboo

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When you're trying to kill the hydra but your spouse pranks you and tickles your thigh so you die

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THE LOUSE AND THE FLEA: A Grimm tale ('Household Tales' [1812]), a flea mourns the loss of his spouse, the louse. His grief causes inanimate objects to cry as well, until a spring overflows killing him. (Illus: Arthur Rackham, 1909)

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