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@Italiobas Unikitty: Don’t test me!! And as for *you* (Lachlan), I said I can handle this on my own, and I don’t need your help!!
Lachlan: Geez, chill out for a sec, will ya?
Unikitty: It’s hard for me to “chill out” with you still here!
Lachlan: Is that a problem, pussycat?
@Italiobas Unikitty: *growls* I WILL BREAK YOU, GOATMAN!!
Lachlan: *whistle* That’s pretty tough!
Unikitty: He’s my opponent, go away!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: C’mon little buddy, we gotta help her!
Lachlan: How can we do that without exposing our secret cave?
@Italiobas *then, Lachlan arrived in a flash, sitting on top of one of the columns in the foyer*
Lachlan: I’d do what she says if I were you~!
Discord: Lachlan Dingo?! *annoyed sigh* Sorry kid, but you’ll have to wait your turn, this cat is first in line.
@sbarra_anthony Applejack: Aw, he’s okay Junior, I’m sure he and Rainbow Dash are doing just fine.
*back in the besties’ secret cave*
Lachlan: *sucking the steak sauce off his claws* Mmm, that was good! Gut-filling too, right Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: *she has a little bellyache from the food*
@sbarra_anthony *back in the jungle, Rainbow made it back to their secret cave that they cleverly disguised with a grass carpet*
Lachlan: *staring at the roof entrance waiting for Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *she flies down covering her tracks, holding the food* I’m back buddy!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Maybe... we could make this our secret spot! A beautiful fluorescent river cave that only you and I know about!
Rainbow Dash: I only got one word for that idea: yes!!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: You are?
Lachlan: Uh-huh, you’re really soft and light.
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Whoa! It’s a fluorescent cave! Check it out, little buddy! Isn’t it beautiful?
Lachlan: *squished underneath her* I don’t know, I can’t see it... and I can’t breathe!
@SonicBoom28042 Rainbow Dash: A simple pinch would’ve worked, champ.
Lachlan: My claws are covered in cake though.
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@sbarra_anthony Applejack: What were you doing in that there barrel?
Lachlan: I don’t know, I was just walking around and then someone locked me in there, but I didn’t see who it was...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: So cute you could eat him up? Heheh, but don’t do that!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: (Here comes Unikitty!) Junior, do you want to see a cat?
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: You always get happy when Lachlan’s around, don’t you?
Rainbow Dash: You betcha! I love the little guy!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I-It’s okay, I’m sure Unikitty still considers you as her mom!
Twilight: It’s not that... *sob* It’s just... I can’t believe Puppycorn and Unikitty’s parents are lost somewhere...
@sbarra_anthony *they say their “see ya”s and head to their homes, while Lachlan goes with Fluttershy to her cottage, they get inside and right away, his tummy gurgles*
Lachlan: *chuckles and blushes* I’m hungry.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *finishes* I wouldn’t be this good without the best piano teacher in all of Equestria; Pinkie Pie!