"does anyone here have a pee kink?"
Everyone: no
Me: *is silent*

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"Oh! Oh! Wake up DP! Do it do it do it! They're gonna meaty you, I just know it!" *starts chanting* "DEE-PEE! DEE-PEE! DEE-PEE!"

*two seconds later*

"Okay, well, I was pretty sure they were gonna meaty you"

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cw// bruises, pee
fuck it microdick nishiki

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gotta pee gotta pee gotta peepeepepeepepepepeppepe

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Other people when they adopt dogs: *has to teach them not to pee and poop on the floor, teach them not to bark, teach them not to chew on furniture, ect*
Us when we adopt a dog: *has to teach her how to play fetch with treats because she doesn't understand*

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To my wife that i pee on a lot

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home is where the pee is

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i really need to pee...

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🚧wee eye pee🚧

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you're supposed to take off the pull up to pee silly boy! another commission for

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if pee pee was sus

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red like my pee

reply and i'll give you a color, i think that's how this works https://t.co/tIsyU7TdI9

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When you step on a wet spot...

Finding out it was dog pee-

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hey fuys i got my New FURRY OC “pee pee” He loves Making Pee Pee and is incredibly relatable to people under the age of 17. He loves Amogus and One hindered Gecs. He love Avenger and the Left. If you Like him Remember SHARE, SHARE, SHAREabd trolls. Dont get BLOCKED

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