When you can't find the £89m receipt for Paul Djemba-Djemba...

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Always keep your receipts

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when ur arguing with someone and u pull out all the receipts from the last 6 years

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Bayou Billy? I hope you saved the receipt!

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How to lose future sales! I bought a painting; no response to promised e-mail receipt request. Nada!

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Introducing Expense Management on Slack — Track Receipts with Trippeo’s Slack Bot https://t.co/E2yIdqPIa6

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Disgruntled waving a receipt.
In other news, those old inks were quite usable.

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From idea sketched on a lunch receipt to final comic strip that night

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Morning RT: I am the tax deductible receipt from your donation to the MS Campaign! http://t.co/u0SUF0Q6DF

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When you see a "Read" receipt but no reply from bae.

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"Receipt with you or in the bag?"
"Yes"

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