I foresee this day containing 3 midgets because of pencil cases with mashed potatoes in them

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I foresee this hour containing 13 shower income because of your mom's appetite

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I foresee this hour containing 78 grandfather elbows because of someone told me to say this

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I foresee this day containing 133 SMELLY TURTLE SHITS because of salty pirates on a boat.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember to give up and go home

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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I foresee this half an hour containing 10983938 meatballs because of life being the way it is Son.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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I foresee this half an hour containing 4073098130107507 cobwebs because of someone told me to say this

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I foresee this year containing 298 yoyos because of GLOBAL WARMING

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I foresee this half an hour containing 20202024483931035718 spelleng mestakes because of sandals

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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I foresee this week containing 44 snakes because of the algorithm that writes these tweets

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember to realize you suck

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I foresee this year containing 890 desks because of life being the way it is Son.

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I foresee this month containing bucket loads of desks because of crispy muffins

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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I foresee this month containing shitloads of whiskey bottles because of money doesn't grow on trees

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I foresee this half an hour containing a reasonable amount of underwear models because of the algorithm that writes these tweets

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