Me: Hey brain.

Brain: yeah?

Me: S-so social pressures have always kept me from opening up that door up there marked "Boys Kissing" more than a crack at a time...h-how big is the room beyond it?

Brain: *Door hinge noise*

Me: Oh. https://t.co/JLp6DNl9W5

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My brain when meeting a new person: Don't say weird stuff don't say weird stuff don't say weird stuff
My mouth: *opens*
My brain: DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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Science news: Paleontologists have discovered a bone belonging to the largest otter that lived about 3 million years ago - at the same time as one of our hominin ancestors.
My 🐵 brain: *prehistoric neuron activation*

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Other people:" it's a fast blue rat, it's not to be this serious"

My brain: hurt hedgehog go brrrr

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(middle of the night)
brain: The goodest bois set sail to find the finest booties.

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my brain:
MANIC DEPRESSIVE polaroid! VS SLEEPING AGENT ben!

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My brain: "Hey! We should get that !"
Me: Buying another every few days 🙂!

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me: i want to draw something i have a killer migraine what do i do brain
brain: if you listen to wellerman i'll calm down but only wellerman and only while the song is playing. if you take off your headphones at any point i will start screaming again
me: ...?

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Lie down

Close eyes

Ready to sleep

My brain: "hey here's what you should do for that next GGG comic"

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Me trying to focus on work: 😐🤔

My brain:

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Your so-claimed original art only knows how to burr and use the spray when it comes to blending and shading colors. And the face is flat and too sharp in comparison because you lack anatomy of 3D knowledge built in your brain:V

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No more staying up late.

my brain: *sketch idea*

me who has had bad brain for a while: who needs sleep-

Tali fixes Eloth's hair. Excuse the fact my consistency sucks, I'm trying to get better lol I redrew the eyes like four times 💀

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Me: Okay just finished drawing human version of my characters time to go back to furry-

Hxh part of my brain: Hey so what if spike was a hunter

Me:

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Monday at work.

Sleepy as fuck.

My brain: "Hey, Dood. I want to play OW2.

Fuck you brain!!

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Me: *hasn't drawn in months*
My brain: Hey, draw the f e e s h.

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brain: I’m boycotting eyes function, f you all (to my other organs)

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Me: Man.... day 8 of Fox tober is taking so long
My brain: Gee I wonder why

So yeah.... might be a little late but I'll deliver

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Me: oh boy I’m almost done with this e55ay hopefully I can actually finish it on time! :D

Brain: lol get sleepy ya nerd

Me: oh no but my d3adl!ne Zzz…

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