lance: OBJECTION! the defense has a stupid haircut. mullets have been out of style for 40years
judge: objection sustained
keith: seriously!?

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lance: *tells a painful joke* keith: actually laughs lance:????¿¿?¿?

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lance: do i even weigh anything to you?
keith: no. it's like holding a couple of grapes.

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