Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Where’s all the love for this sleazy amoral used car salesman I thought we loved guys like this

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mf screaming while we were tabling 😔 people heard that asshole yelling out these wank ass deals like a whole salesman between every couple of songs

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>[ANOTHER] garbage salesman<
heres fast doodle for your precious addison!!! that line about the phone... goosebumps lol https://t.co/XZRxFNcNyh

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That one funny salesman

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiDc0l

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Doodle of the internet’s favorite salesman.

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swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping
they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

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" hello, i'm a salesman sorta giant "

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Thank you to everyone who came to my stream tonight! here's how he came out! Sinew the flower salesman🌻🌹🌷🌼💐🌺🌸🪷

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Do you like to be a little wicked? Do you find being a little bad fun? Then read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’, - you can be wicked and laugh for free on So, bad is good - Right? Oh, you know what I mean! https://t.co/yhrkMsemml

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiDc0l

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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A lil mer-dog and the best dog shampoo salesman for Lurkingwolf

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