Super Bowl Sunday. Now THIS is a game I would watch. In fact I think I HAVE watched it on pornhub... (8.5x11" pencil, for sale. Message me for details)

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Combat
I'm Ready For Combat
I Say I Don't Want That
But What If I Do?
'Cause Cruelty Wins In The Movies
I've Got 100 Thrown-Out Speeches I Almost Said To You...

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Guy's shirts not even dirty, this better be before the game and not half time.
Art by - November 19, 1938

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I did a totally real poll of what Superbowl food every state likes. None of these are wrong on purpose, no way.

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If the win the ONLY headline you can print is:
“Still Pretending?”

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The only way this game was gonna end with a positive headline was if the New England Patriots won. And I’m sorry, I can’t think of Tom Brady without thinking about that Family Guy episode.

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When you’re at work and missed the Spongebob super bowl but heard they legit just remixed Sicko Mode instead

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