Greetings hu-man's. I... am KatZoid... the omniscient...

I have come far from across the omniverse
You... shall fetch me... your universe's ultimate cup of coffee... black

You have 5 Earth minutes...
Make it perfect!

(shamelessly stolen from the ever excellent )

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Sleepy Angys @
I'm about to get some coffee... would you like some? 💖

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WG Sequence for !
Y'know...I think there was something in that coffee...

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8sians are the best...#NFTGiveaway I need a coffee...here is my favorite...#HappyValentinesDay

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S-sorry, it wont happen again. Though if im honest, i was inviting you to smite anyone who bothers me before i finished my cup of coffee..

B-but it's FINE! *waves* silly of me, really. We all know you're the busiest badass down here!

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I want to make my soy koi into a pin but the top down view keeps making people ask why fish are in coffee... Ya'll got any ideas?

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COFFEE... CAKE... COFFEE CAKE!!!!!!!!!

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My cat been letting me sleep in for a week, least night I slept very great, had a epic coffee......

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Much better... this is how I feel if I find out we are out of coffee....

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"No coffee..." is today's featured tee on https://t.co/nyO8psoj2E ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE!

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's Blue Ringed Octopus was the 1st to drink the coffee..

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"I gotchu the iced coffee.... Whatcha lookin at? This is the cafe uniform."

Wanna give 's a try, plus Lulu is super adorable~

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I'm drinking yesterday night...it is not coffee.....

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The way I spilled my coffee....

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Phoenix and Levy best friends for life! 🧡
And a wild Takodachi is looking for coffee.....

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COFFEE.. MY SWEET COFFEE..i really should draw him more instead of giving all my attention to mint most days ;—;

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Walking into fandom over one year late with an iced coffee... I think he's kinda neat.

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