Adore that Bruno’s idea of a Christmas outfit is just slapping a hat and cape on his normal armor + carrying a sack and a candy cane staff

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The Ikes in Askr: prediction

I hope Black Knight has a sack of gifts with an Ike plushie

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Forbidden sack physics
(I applied my hair physics to the boob movement💀)

Mine are sore from seeing this.

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What's in the sack?

- Presents for folks who have been good all year?
- Snacks who will be good - no great! - in my tummy?

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forgot how much i love this sad sack of shit

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A long trail of nuts!
Ellie thought it was over
Climbing the hill
To get a bit closer

Was it the Grinch?...
Or a stranger...
It was the latter
Ellie had ran into a little Nut Cracker

"What's is your name sir?"
"My name is Mack
I fell from the sky
Out of Santa's Toy sack"

🧵

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One day 10k Nerds and 10k Nerdettes were going to Nerdland. On the way, they saw a man with 4 wives, every wife had 4 sacks, every sack had 4 cats, every cat had 4 kittens.
How many kittens, cats, sacks, and wives were going to Nerdland?
First correct answer will win Nerd

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Sack rat, what they gonna do??

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New Pokemon for the Yugambeh Region

Poidal: Poison Ground

This pokemon is incredibly selfish. It eats and drinks whatever it wants and never shares.

The poison in it's sack is quite potent and very powerful. It's wise not to touch it, especially letting it pop.

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11日恋直のお知らせです!
スペースは【東7 N14ab】
新刊として 合同誌『romp in the sack』
紺さん、くろこ。さんのコピー本があります
紺さんの既刊は僅少だそうです

わたしは欠席ですが紺とくろこさんのおふたりがいてくださいます!
当日はよろしくお願いします😌
https://t.co/BaQgpdnwHa

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Santa-saka hauling a big sack full of gifts (it's actually Chiyo dressed as an elf (she is rapidly losing oxygen))

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Shinzawa
Aizawa definitely snores and drools and Shinsou wakes every 30 minutes to change positions and it's very easy cause when Aizawa is asleep he's basically a sack of potatoes and that's today's tweet

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. 『Santa Claus, mini skirt, sleeveless, big white sack』

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havent drawn this sack of shit sense i was 9

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day 8!
suggested i draw diesel wearing a potato sack so... here ya go!

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The eyes of a woman who decimates her partners in the sack. Feral. Animalistic. Hungry.

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I found the sack under ur bed
and imma share with everyone what you were hiding from ur mom tsktsktsk

🔴https://t.co/GJAps2QKdk🔴

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Christmas Present Pin Up Pin Preorders are live!🎁🥵
Santa’s Full Sack Bundle $45 😏💦
Link Below 👇

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Fwench Fwy has trascended potato mode, they a whole sack of em now

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