HI I'M JEFF

I CAN BENCH PRESS ANYTHING, MAKE DELICIOUS PROTEIN FILLED FOODS, AND EAT MY WEIGHT IN SPICY SALAMI 💪💪

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❝You ordered the salami special?❞

— ᴩɪɴᴇᴀᴩᴩʟᴇ
— ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ʀᴩ
— ʜɪɢʜʟy ɴsꜰᴡ
— sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ
— ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ (ꜰᴇᴍ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
— ᴍɪɴᴏʀs/ᴢᴏᴏᴩʜɪʟᴇs/ʙɪɢᴏᴛʀy = ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ

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Unused character design for unused comic book idea "Supursloth"

Supursloth and his sidekick Larry the Lemur Boy would fight the likes if "Hard Salami" and "Spork"

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Thank you for believing in me to draw Salami emote 🙇‍♂️!!! took me a while to get used to animating it!

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Redeemed fast doodle chibi for <3 her adorable salami lovin' cat Tintilinić

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Diga halluu! Gran Gran! Diga Dig! The name is KyDigaDig! I'm a T-Rex that loves to do Indie games, retro games and variety! Diga Dig! I'm also known as the salami prophet! Diga Dig!

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Happy We hope Jorts gets little a salami, as a treat. We also hope you'll consider a donation to the National Veterinary Professionals Union, a union of veterinary workers organizing for much-needed change in the industry: https://t.co/Qj8uCB6xoS

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Today's Filipino of the Day is - Mera Salamin!
From !
A villain who's after the Arson Amulet in order to fix the cursed of her Epithet "Fragile".
(Submitted by me!)

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New crush alert taena ang hilig ko talaga sa mga character na may salamin 😂 kahawig pa ni timeskip Kei pati manamit haha kung di lang pink mata nito 😍✨

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サラミとチーズたっぷりのピザ
商用利用可フリーイラスト素材です。
https://t.co/jtFx1fIfBy

Check the link in my bio to access my FREE art clips!

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Ang cutieeeee mo Pietro thank you sa wip chibi excited na ako sa final output. Chibi ka lang muna ngayon without salamin kasi hindi pa tapos pero sa susunod na papacomms ako may abs kana at hawak na baril 😂😁

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Lorne tells Dan to keep his 8 inches a hard Italian salami out of winnays cthroat , qnd lawhn stares into your soul

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So a few days ago I did a Gacha Club OC challenge (I was forced to) and I ended up falling in love with the outfit i designed. So obviously I had to put it on the fabulous Lady Mera lol.
Indus says she looks very pretty.
She says shut up.


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“No man is so foolish as to desire war more than peace: for in peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons.”

— Herodotus

Have you listened to Quotomania yet? Check it out here: https://t.co/AN3AxNjp9N ~

The Battle of Salamis, W. Kaulbach

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hindi naman ako nanununtok ng salamin pag kinikilig ako pero you do you richt

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I drew a cat. He is going to steal your salami. There's nothing you can do to stop this. Surrender your deli meats now.

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POV: Your fridge is about to get raided bc you just bought salami and your door was unlocked (aka Sammy's deli meat addiction)

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