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Merry Xmas from Dave, an incidental NPC in a game we're working on but nobody knows much about yet. In game you steal his stapler. #hype
I'm a finalist for the Golden Stapler awards! If you have a sec to vote that would be rad. http://t.co/T8VgK9SvJe
I believe you have my stapler. A favorite from @DKNGstudios is only $25! Pick one up! http://t.co/4Km9RpX1YK
#2 Prank a coworker by putting their stapler in jello. #NationalFunAtWorkDay #officelife