Like Robert, I bet you didn't know that today is considered True Confessions Day!

When he confessed to Barbara that he had a crush on her, he ran quickly to the restroom to take a crap. She told him she felt the same way. Best Crap Ever!

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Like Mike, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Pi Day!

He is actually one of the few that was able to find the last number! AND he did it without using any quantum physics or super AI mechanisms! Really!

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Like The Nameless SME, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Jewel Day!

Even though he's not a fan of wearing jewels, he does appreciate the beauty in them. Prefers mining for bitcoin though!

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Like Karen, I bet you didn't know that today is considered International Fanny Pack Day!

She never leaves home without it! Has a backup cellphone that when you flip it open, it automatically calls the cops!

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Like James, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Plumbing Day!

He thought he knew everything there was to know about plumbing! He can't wait to show up to work and brag to his coworkers. I bet they don't know!

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Like Peyton, I bet you didn't know that today is considered International Wig Day!

She loves her hair but always wondered how she might look with a different style! Today may just be the perfect day to try that out!

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Like Cesar, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Meatball Day!

Perfect! This is the food cheat day and he loves meatballs! It's a sign! Hell yeah! 100 meatballs for this man right here!

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Like Barbara, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Peanut Cluster Day!

Oh my... she's going to surprise Robert by looking up a recipe from her cookbook! But only if he behaves today.

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Like Kyle, I bet you didn't know that today is considered Plant Power Day!

He feels motivated and wants to buy a forest! He kinda thinks it's faster that way. He also wants to donate it to a country that needs it... oh boy.

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Like Robert, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Dentist’s Day!

He will make any excuse to not go to the dentist! Barbara lures him by promising to make him his favorite dessert for dinner!

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Like The Nameless SME, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Grammar Day!

He didn't know this because he's never made a mistake before! So interesting how he and I have so much in common!

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Like Karen, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Book Day!

Karen (totally fictional character) also didn't know that, but also wants to write a book! About what, you may ask? Well... the dangers of NFTs!

EEK! 😬

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Like James I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Old Stuff Day!

That reminds him to hit up the attic this weekend and get rid of all that old crap he has in there! Time to make some room for some new tools!

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Like Peyton, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Pig Day!

She remembers reading about a celebrity who owned a pig once! If she were famous she'll get something like a French Poodle! Yeah, Kim would approve!

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Like Cesar, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Tooth Fairy Day!

He says he saw the Tooth Fairy one day! He punched himself in the mouth to knock out a tooth and placed it underneath his pillow. He's waiting!

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Like Barbara, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Pokemon Day!

Pokemon? WTF is that? Maybe she'll ask one of the neighborhood kids...

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Like Kyle, I bet you didn't know that today is considered Carpe Diem Day

He's heard the phrase before but doesn't remember from where. Oh yeah! It's like a famous music band from some European country!

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Like Robert, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Clam Chowder Day!

What can make a great day even better? According to Robert, a warm bowl of clam chowder with Barbara's secret ingredient.

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Like Mike, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Toast Day!

That's funny! I actually had TOAST this morning! Isn't that a coincidence?!? 😀

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Like The Nameless SME, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Pink Day!

This is interesting... he actually looks great when he wears pink!

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