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GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
LAST NIGHT THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENED
I WOKE UP AT 3AM AND BARACK OBAMA HIMSELF WAS SITTING AT THE FOOT OF MY BED READING "ONE FISH TWO FISH" TO ME AS I SLEPT
I WAS LIKE HEY OBAMA WHATS UP AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU'LL REGRET THIS" AND SLAPPED ME
You see this lad raid your fridge at 3am
What you do?
good thing it's almost 3am tho so i can sleep through discord and a lot of the internet being down lol
gnight!
I wanted to finish it for tomorrow but it's 3am
but I have priorities
Last one before I tell Twitter goodnight!
Sweet dreams everyone, I'll talk to you tomorrow!
(Also chat, and specifically Venom.
Ignore the fact that you called me out that you'd see a post at 3am. Just ignore the time.)
https://t.co/GIlL9QuiZX
@royzoga Pros:
Shapeshifting
Teleportation
Will make you your own star
Gravity manipulation
Several pocket dimensions (including my hair)
Gremlin
Con:
Will raid the fridge at 3am
Tail has a mind of its own
Might accidentally open a portal to the Void or alter gravity while asleep
Gremlin
@royzoga Pros
Enjoys cooking and cleaning
Know their way around a bar and can help with drinks
Loves Animals
Yandere
Cons
Cries over dogs at 3am
Literally a mafia/mobsters daughter
Hates when people are in the kitchen when they're cooking, kitchen is mine till I serve you hot food🔪
@royzoga Hi Roy! I'm here to make this as super awkward for you as possible:
Pros:
You do the baking, I'll do the cooking
I am always fast because I have anime to watch and games to beat.
We all know I have great taste.
Cons:
I will get hair everywhere.
Zoomies at 3AM.
Imma share my story bout what happend on ig
Shout out for the artist who wake up at 3am, dying of artblock, lose or broke their pen for creating an artwork for YOU to see and enjoy! https://t.co/nU8woCbR8d
It’s almost 3am and right now I’m working on @thespacejvnkie ‘s @loserclubreborn beautiful pink loser!! I might have to get me a loser after this. Thank you for the commission friend. Can’t wait to color it. Still finalizing some lines here and there🤝👀💖😯 #NFTCommunity
found out a hundo wimpod spawned at 3am this morning and i could have got it if I werent sleeping like a loser