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@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I think he was talking to me, Twilight.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *sighs relieved* Thanks Rainbow!
@Italiobas Lachlan: Hm... if I recall... your name is “Unikitty”, right?
Unikitty: Yes, I’m Unikitty...
*then, the blue Pegasus who seems to be very protective of the dingo, confronted Unikitty*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *feels the salt on his tail and it makes him feel itchy*
@sbarra_anthony Discord: What did you do to her?
Lachlan: *giggles* I put toilet cleanser in her mouthwash!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *panting* I played a prank on Smolder and now she’s trying to catch me!
@Italiobas Unikitty: *she thinks: So, that’s Lachlan Dingo... he was that puppy I saw back in Ponyville*
*then, six big colourful ponies showed up around the corner too, as the purple alicorn approaches the crusaders*
???: Girls, be careful! Come here!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *as soon as the door opens, he races inside and hides behind Discord*
@Lesboing Rarity: Oh thank you, you’re quite dazzling too~!
Rainbow Dash: *carries Lachlan like a snowboard* C’mon bud, let’s give these two some privacy. *they go*
@Lesboing *you look over at Lachlan and he winks at you, indicating he arranged this for you, that’s how much of a good boy he is*
@sbarra_anthony
Lachlan: *pounding on Discord’s house door in a panic* DISCORD!! HELP ME!!
@Lesboing Lachlan: That depends, who else do you like?
@Lesboing Lachlan: Don’t cry, miss! I know someone who can be your partner!
@Lesboing Rainbow Dash: Uh... was it something I said...?
Lachlan: But you didn’t even yell at her or say that you’d be better off without friends like her, like Twilight said...
@Lesboing Rainbow Dash: Heh, I love my fans too.
Lachlan: You’re lucky to have lots of fans, Dashie!
@Lesboing Lachlan: It’s okay, I’m sure you’ll find your Rainbow too!
Rainbow Dash: *giggles* Another reason I love this dude, he makes me laugh!
@Lesboing Lachlan: Here’s one reason! *he takes off running in a blurry flash of red lightning, and in literally 5 seconds, he comes back* I’m fast!
@Lesboing Lachlan: Oh, hi! My name’s Lachlan Dingo! Nice to meet you! *his tail wags*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I’m getting my first Covid vaccine today!
(Me: I actually am!)