Asselin BB II (26)
-Chef
-Self proclaimed Servant of Satan from hell
-Arrogant
-Though he is an excellent chef, nobody could take him seriously: he got fired from his last job for scaring off customers
-Uses his Chuunibyou persona to cover his shyness
-Never had friends until now

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Happy Mother’s Day!! (Illustration by Rosanne Litzinger from my book Creepy Things Are Scaring Me!)

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oK but whY DO THEY KEEP DRAWING MARI WITH HER FEET OUT IT'S REALLYSCARING ME LIKE WHAT ARE THEY DOING

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Slow Boat To Purgatory, Book One
https://t.co/BpwYE9358z
by Vernon Baker





'Well crafted, a good read"
"What a Wonderful Adventure!"
"Addictive and quite enjoyable"



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My ideal future self, brooding by the window in the moonlight and possibly scaring the shit out of kids who glance up at my house while passing by on their bikes.

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👉🏼who got a chance to stop by these booths?!

Keep a 👁 out for my conference recap coming soon on

🤷🏼‍♀️What info R U sharing w/colleagues back @ ur schools about ?

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i’ll be honest.... Alfonse is scaring the dickensons off me....

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Several specimens waiting to be shipped out for loan! 📦📬🌿 //

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"No one knows what goes on up inside my head
There's a new kind of poison and it's starting to spread
No one knows what goes on up inside my head
They don't think I need help
But I'm scaring myself
I just want to be ok"
Faith Marie - Antidote
https://t.co/suyCwpZ6An

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Joining Team Badass at Scaring Children along with me, artist and editor is on colors for GOOSEBUMPS: Download and Die! Her colorwork is too gorgeous! Order code: Dec170524 (Work in progress shots attached)

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Bakura, stop scaring the kids.

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Night sprites: looks like tonight we got a golem made out of abstract shapes, a tiny bug with a fearsome head protrusion for scaring off predators, and a flat Stanley.

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Jaydeer for 's :D

She likes seaweed, grog and scaring children.

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YOUR LOVE IS SCARING ME NO ONE HAS EVER CARED FOR ME AS MUCH AS YOU DOOOOO

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"What does claustrophobic mean?"
"It means she's afraid of Santa Claus."
"Ho ho ho!"
"STOP IT TAE YOURE SCARING ARISA"

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Here's an advice that might come in handy: Never approach a fox with an intention of scaring it when it's asleep!

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Here's a mini-illustration of Snull scaring Ralphie (who is dressed as a pirate) for Halloween!

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