Asked my parents: "So what exactly is my job". They said: "You wash dishes......" lol

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Parents: C'mon, its time to get up and start your school work!
Me:

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Parents: Where did all your money go??

Me:

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A children's book for parents: I Don't Want to Go to Work is here! https://t.co/9Epk6JO35V

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Me: I'm on a diet so try not to buy any pop please seeing as I'm the only one who drinks it.

Parents:

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