Being naughty with your spouse is even more fun when the population in total is watching

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"But when you were a knight, you were so kind..."
Dandy's kind are a very monogamous species! Dandy has had many partners in the past, from a simple milk maid to a king. Of course, since his kind is immortal in a sense, his spouse will always die first.

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local burgomeister in need of antidepressants, 36 hours of sleep, and a spouse to lovingly top him (vampires need not apply)

Ismark from COS for my DM 💕

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‘With him for some reason, I just went full....’

yeah we get it cadaver spouse 😌

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when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible - when harry met sally

i can't do much :] ily dum dum
rts are pog <3 spam my spouses notify when they wake up

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Happy !
I'm Pickle
I'm non-binary and use they/them
My gender is 'pickle'
∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
Sadly not completely out irl but at least my spouse and my friends know who I am 💕
I like sewing and drawing!

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More of S&M Lefty! Now with Ennard as his spouse! Cuz why not?!
The S&M universe had weirder couples than theses two! XD
*looks at Sybil and Abe's marriage*

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I like the ones that work in trios, like Zeph going after the parrot or Ninox eating the squirrel and spitting it out =]

Though, if I'm being honest, most of my conversations on Telegram are just me and my spouse spamming scream_gryphon emojis back and forth.

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“I’m going to get you both, okay?”

There’s something faintly clever and self-aware in casting Aaron Taylor Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen as spouses in “Godzilla” when they played siblings in “Age of Ultron.”

Especially siblings like the ones they played in “Age of Ultron.”

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Here’s my sticker design! I’m so honoured to be part of this project!

https://t.co/vVA2zPz4n5

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It's still behind the paywall (I know, I know...I cant access it either) but for all those lucky ducks with academic access....fill your boots 'Spouses, spies and subterfuge: the role and experience of women during the Nine Years War (1593–1603)' https://t.co/hDZVRIMED2

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[MULTIPLE SPOUSE WOUNDS]
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Y'all better believe I'm drawing my wife again. The full song drop has me possessed, HUNTING CHARM baybeee djsjdhxjd I love this man

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Tired of Tarot? If you’re looking for a novel approach to divination why not try Tyromancy, the art of Cheese Divination!
In the Middle Ages, people would predict their future spouse by writing names on pieces of cheese. Whichever grew mold first was the winner!

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New Story of Season tomorrow! Future spouse a toss between these three.

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Born in 1801: (1801-55), Queen of Sardinia as spouse of

Portrait by an Unknown Artist, ca. 1840s

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call me old fashioned, but i was raised to serve my husband and put his needs first, do whatever he says because he is my spouse and he makes the rules around the house and if i caught him cheating then that’s on ME he caught me slipping and i need to be a better partner for him!

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sexually confused, but im either bi or pan, and im crying-
hi! i'm draven (he/him), im a french insomniac with way to many platonic spouses. i like art commentary and the dream smp (as you can see lol-)
stuff i like that i made:

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Orpheus

Haunting French image from of the power of love for a spouse, Orpheus and Eurydice, https://t.co/EgewwCc89y

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