If you showed this tweet to some random children from the Victorian era they would disintegrate on the spot

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🔥‘Eyes of Fury -Disintegrated’🔥
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Roger would probably slap Morbid with an acid covered glove until he fully disintegrates

No stopping it’s just slapping over and over and over again

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ohhhh yeah *disintegrates

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I've been steadily trying to draw the characters that I've played in D&D between work, but there's a bunch :> Here's Bia, my pain-in-the-ass Satyr Monk, and Tokiyo, my Dragonborn Samurai (and her brother Chikao), who was sadly disintegrated.

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the character that needs a chiropractor of the day is piers from "pokemon sword and shield"!

absolute fucking pretzel. literal human toothpick. i don't know if a chiropractor can handle this guy because i feel like he'll disintegrate. an excellent and pathetic guy (affectionate)

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been trying to play barbie magic hairstyler with limited success (christie's clothes disintegrated when I accidentally broke the game so I gave her a shirt)

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This man came out of the freezer looking like beef jerky cmon now😭

William better stop talking before I cough on him
That man will disintegrate into ash if he gets breathed on ✋💀

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Do you love

how I walk, do you like how I talk, do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk

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currently conjuring a magic spell that will instantly disintegrate any person 50+ years of age with an executive position or higher

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when this is animated I will disintegrate /pos

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I slowly disintegrate as I draw my viera yet again

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– Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me; I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre, the pulped vegetation. When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle.
(Dear Esther)

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im gona k!ll myself oh my god my my babis my meow meow im gonna throw up sooyoung's face im gonna disintegrate i cant do tis LOOK AT HER LIOK AT MY BABBYYY AND LOOK AT HER DOING THAT TO KDJ VOMITS AND DIES

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When you try and melt the bad guy's brain with your psychic powers but he disintegrates your dad and gets away anyways

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This televangelist is correct, every time I see these men, more of my heterosexuality disintegrates/hj https://t.co/Q98xMlBQB4

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