“My lard protects me, you two-foot-tall-turtle-soup-in-the-making!” https://t.co/F64SJb9wry

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Was drawing an update to Ethan's ref when it struck me that I've had this tub of lard for nearly 3 years now. I've grown a lot as an artist in that time and he's changed a lot alongside with me, so here's a look back at the many designs he's had. Also the full-body by itself!

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"Why must there be so many delicious sweet cakes in this modern era?! Does the universe not see that I'm already a ball of lard?!"

Oh, it does. You just have no self-control, gramps...

https://t.co/e4QtLLCn8Z

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Careful about where you lie down, Coral’s liable to just waddle up and *WHOMP*

Now you’re buried under 500 pounds of corgi lard

Art: @/ChonkMancer

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his dad looks like the Lard Lad from The Simpsons

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"How The Krampus Ate Christmas" 2019

He ate all the Christmas joy.
he ate the Christmas ham the Christmas spam and the Christmas pudding
he even ate the Christmas trees
he grow so fat the he can't move with all the lard that he brew, but he enjoys it.

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OH LARD I SPENT SO LONG ON THIS ONE DUE TO WORK FUUUUU BUT JUNE 2020 AINT OVER YET SO FUUUU MEEEE EJDJSKKSKD


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‘Napoleon Dynamite.’ … as played by Jon Heder … “Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!” …

Soundtrack: ‘Dynamite’ by Scorpions …

         

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Gains for the milestone goal have NOT been easy. Nothing that chocolate-bacon-lard milkshake fed from the tube can't fix~

feat.

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du coup du coup....

voilà l'prochain à qui je vais rentrer dans l'lard 👀👀👀

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Y'know, sometimes you just gotta cut loose and hang out... Really just spreaaaad out a bit!

...W-What do you mean that's not what hang out -*BHUUUAAAARP* Means? of course you're supposed to every inch of the room with lard!

(AMAZING COMM I GOT FROM TYSM AA!!)

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"Lard Teck Hover Chair"

Is it getting hard to waddles just to get food well why don't you get a hover chair from "Lard Teck", as you can see by the hologram how easy and comfortable these hover chair are, so get one today.

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Oh my pichu get like a ball of lard!

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Nyaa ~c~, here's a new one: Rose's are read, a bucket of lard, holy shit dude I'm fucking hard via /r/traphentai https://t.co/wCAIzhHGxs

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An orc NPC I briefly got to control before his grisly fate in He has a jar of lard that he rubs on the coin embedded in his forehead to keep it shiny.

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