Childe: I am least adept with the bow, and that is precisely why I must master it.

Zhongli: You are least adept with the chopsticks, and that is precisely why you will use no other utensils until you master it.

Childe:

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childe: "you're telling me I have to start using chopsticks?"

zhongli: "dps adjust"

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to all of my pretty and all of my ugly too, I would love to see me from your point of view 💅

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zhongli: exists
childe: 😉😸 👁️👁️❤️

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Zhongli:
_The money unit was named after him just for dude to never have money
_Faked his own death, preparing his own funeral and made the Fatui pay for it
_A broke grandpa that likes to talk about capitalism
_Bff with Venti because dumbasses always go together
_Sexy voice 😳

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xiao: what are you looking at?
zhongli: childe...he’s been trying to use chopsticks for 20 minutes
zhongli: ...he’s crying

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my mora: exists
zhongli:

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