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Random thought about Neopets's Cap'n Threelegs... when he was created, all the NPCs were animal-shaped. His name made sense. But somewhere along the line all the NPCs became anthropomorphic, which now makes it sound like based on his name, he has an enormous dick.
“This dude named Peter used to swing on a web. Dick longer than a meter, he can can gimme some head. When I sling this ass home, he be talking so dirty. My name is Gwen Stacy, bitch, and my ass-cheeks are sturdy.”
Pose is a reference to @NICKIMINAJ iconic #anaconda cover art.
.@YoshipiDayo 『クソメンヘラでも愛せよ』
(You gotta love her, even if she's a dick.)
Moby Dick: or, the Webcomic has returned! Will be updating every Friday with a new page at 10am PST! thank yall for your patience as i get my life together 💖🥰 enjoy this preview of the newest page (link in 🧵) #MobyDick
I think Dick Grayson should play a literal axe in any situation. Doesn't even need dimension powers.
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I almost fell for it.
When i saw this online i thought this was a remastered
version of the 3 issue mini series of Swordquest (1982), made by Roy Thomas and Gerry Conway with art by George Perez and Dick Giordano, but no!
This is from 2017 with art that looks like this. 😒
*trips and falls and her dick accidentally lands in my mouth*
#SAMIRA
18. Dick Gumshoe- This is a very, very light crush, be he’s just a lovable bean. He tries his best and is determined to help the best he can.
Got a big dick
Her Mirena got snipped
Tell a cat girl "Bitch,
Hit the puppy dog pose"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
my lil MCU reader oc (yes i know i made her look like me get off my dick) https://t.co/kBSbptZDg4
Please Forgive Me!!!
(artist: @gobolatula)
the series was cancelled after wishbone was photographed by paparazzi doing unprintable things with a dead squirrel in his hotel room. meanwhile andy dick got away with doing that same shit for like 5 years, double standards much?