I need to go work out and jerk off to yuri. my heterosexuality is at risk

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tu heterosexualidad me vale un comino (?), volvi al bon x bonnie :3

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I'm so proud when I pull my dick out of someone it smells like tacos and not butt hole

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today's het 101: b sure to remain speechless for a good 5 seconds upon seeing ur very heterosexual friend half naked

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when everyone else in the room is heterosexual

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i love them and all their lack of heterosexuality

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Heterosexual Chinese women are finding escapism in illegal homoerotic fiction https://t.co/DlKzz3wUPk

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how was the full moon? Did u make a wish? Give u a drop heterosexuality :-D

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thought about nsfw twitter but fuck u guys Witness my Heterosexuals

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gay community's played a lot of mean tricks on heterosexuals (cf films) but my fave: BIKER MICE FROM MARS.

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[ draws self as per norm & heterosexualizes ]

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the skeletons of a beautiful (and heterosexual - notice the delicate titty bones) couple who perished due to The Homo

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another breathtakingly heterosexual moment, brought to you by K:

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