me when I’m DESPERATELY trying to make it through the desert of content drought to see/hear even the smallest amount of new Eggman stuff:

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I just wanna know why they decided to have such a grand presentation of just how fucking thicc this man right after he gets caught in a wisplosion

I’m certainly not complaining though because I want that cake 👀

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He loves cheating until someone else does it, just like the typical hypocritical bastard he is heheh

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Been rereading the TSR oneshot and I love how Eggman is like "I'm the special guest!" and when Dodon Pa reveals it wasn't planned he's like "well I SHOULD be!"

He stole Shadow's 'I'm the coolest' phrase because he deserves it 💜💕

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Robotnik sketch commissions for today 💥

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"Yeah, in retrospect, giving Robotnik a robot Midas touch really made writing fights with our protagonist whose power is "go fast and hit things really hard" kind of difficult"

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2. Your favourite character:

Eh...

My favourites tend to shift depending on mood. Have too many to name.

So today's picks are:

Gruntilda Winkybunion (Banjo Kazooie)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
Egil (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik/Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)

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So I'm listening to a bit of and the subject of the back of Robotniks weird head comes up again - and they drop the bombshell that Robotnik doesn't have any ears! In all these years I had never once noticed this!!
AND YET:

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fuck it, Robotnik man tiddy alt

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Twice the Hedgehog, a Bounty Hunter from Robotnikland. She'll shoot just about anything for the right price.

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King Saline from Episode 26 Submerged Sonic, Miss Sniffed from Episode 32 Momma Robotnik’s Return and a Random Civilian and Dr. Robotnik from Episode 40 Zoobotnik.

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MD from Episode 11 Sonic's Song. Wes Weasley from Episode 12 Birth of a Salesman, Sonic from Episode 14 The Robotnik Express and a Scratch from Episode 23 Grounder The Genius.

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ultimate life form maria robotnikis a what if story where profesor gerald cure is complete but you will get all the chaos power shadow have

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monkey khan being kind of a dull character aside, him thrashing robotnik's operation being like "I HAVE TO SAVE MY FRIENDS" and then robotnik being like "ARGH YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING oho by the way i already roboticized everyone, seeya loser" is *chef kiss*

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what if Eggman and I kissed loads what if we just kissed so much because he's just so fucking GORGEOUS FJGNGHSNGHFKHFJG !!!! 💕💜💖💜💖💕💖💕💗💓

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