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My Byleth brain after timeskip: "Five years is a long time. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you..."

My artist brain: *draws big googly teary eyes and teeny tiny Dimi* 😭😭😭

I don't know what hurts more...☠

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2020-04-21

Small brain: “Be nice to the quiet girl because she could be secretly psycho”

Big brain: “Be nice to the quiet girl because she may turn out to be a total babe and remember how nice you were to her”

Hinata Hyuuga (Naruto)

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2020-04-21

Everyone: Make a cute pic of Joker wearing/ wrapping himself up in Batman's cape!

My brain: Make it kinda depressing >:))))

Today you get the flats. Tomorrow???

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2020-04-19

3:30 am me: ...💤

My brain: ok ok, but what about.... M-o-n-g-o-o-s-e-s !

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2020-04-19

my dad, pointing out a large zit in the upper right corner of my forehead: “wow you have a big horn going there”
the my hero academia part of my brain:
also the my hero academia part of my brain:

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2020-04-19

me: likes dragon ball
me: likes phantom manor
my brain: put them together

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2020-04-18

Me: what would a todomina kid look like?
Brain: strawberry swirl baby
Me, already getting out my tablet:

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2020-04-18

my brain: sad
me: okay, here's some therapy so we're not sad
my brain: oh, we're not sad now
me: yes that's corre-
my brain: ok so we're now mad instead
me:

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2020-04-18

Brain: Do a no-line of Rhap with his hair down
Me: What no why
Brain: You gotta

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2020-04-17

Aerith says “Shit.”

My brain:

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2020-04-17

Teacher: What are you Laughing at?

Me: Nothing

My Brain: Grapplglock

(I Was bored yesterday)

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2020-04-17

Me: i wanna draw horses again...

Brain: well it has been a while it may be hard.. we probably can't draw a horse..

me: yeah..

**draws a horse**

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2020-04-16

My brain: Let's make a quick doodle.
My hand: N O

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2020-04-16

3AM brain: I cant play P5R so lemme draw a little, and make it a crossover by putting Beelzebub in there somehow. 🥰🥰CUZ I L U V HIM 🥰🥰
Someone gimme UR luck to pull him someday🤲🏼

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2020-04-16

my ipad: only 10% battery left
my brain: how about... WATER BENDER ELSA?

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2020-04-14

Me: don’t even try it... don’t even bother

My brain: *do it 👀*

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2020-04-14

Small Brain: Yukine Chris was born on December 28, 3 days after Jesus Christ's birthday

Giga Brain: Kirika Akatsuki was born on April 13

April, 4th month of the year, number 4 (shi) is similar to the japanese word for Death (shi)

13 because the 13th tarot card is Death

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2020-04-13

i have neither played sims nor watched anime so all i can say is @ my brain:

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2020-04-12