Dear Diary,

I am now on the third poop of my day.
The Gastric Turmoil I am experiencing is very real. But it pales in comparison to the agony my sphincter is going through
My poor, traumatized asshole now looks like a corn dog thats been punched by Mike Tyson.

Send help

-Payne

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The sequel to that CTW thing because apparently it’s relevant again.

Also Wtf why didn’t poop poo After Hours man give me robot dog model already

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astroneer is fun

server problems are poop cause we just lost 3 hours of progress

but its still fun

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I still feel like poop but everything is ok

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I, too, want someone to talk to me in a cold, robotic voice while I poop

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The best movie of the year was The Poop Game starring
https://t.co/FriruBOQeh

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"Be one with the poop!"King TP the turd, a wise old poop. Fun fact: did you know you can tell a lot about a person and their state of health by their poop? May king TP bless all your toilet bowls with healthy bowel movements 🙏

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1-1-20 >>>> 14-12-2020
this year was kinda poop, but I've def grown c:

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i refuse to believe this thing was supposed to be a dog it's some kind of poop baboon

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My JP Digivice has a Mambomon and Veggiemon, currently, while my US one has an Agumon and Betamon

You'd think the older, more powerful Japanese Digimon would poop more but no, Agumon and Betamon are absolute excrement machines.

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nuuuuuuuu dunt kill mah gurl egdod ymmat nuuuuuuuuu
Alternate Shizen: Nope! Ain’t listening to your bullshit!
*Alternate Shzien clicks and shoots fake Tammy*
ples steh tooowwned foh moh dirty dirty poop poop shitverse shitposting eheheheheh

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angrily draws kaochisa content bc endori have been treating me like poop today

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