"Bro is he okay?"
"Nah fam I think he had too much of that heavy duty real mayonnaise"

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>buy an Italian hoagie
>it has mayonnaise on it

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Kagamine Rin says...
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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I’m a space outlaw. Maybe if you let this poor captain join. I’ll let ya barrow my crew for something nefarious. Like putting mayonnaise in Roman!!!

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Elmer Fudd making you never want to eat mayonnaise again

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Credit: gift from , @/nakimayonnaise (my idol), , @/dana44781639

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Mayumi Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise for refined Terracotta Soldier.

This illustration is a Parody/Tribute to style
you rock, dude!

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Couple of great ones I think~ @/mayonnaisepina1 (new one) and @/gurglehere respectively 💜

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Listen. Mayonnaise is the god of condiments.

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razasy: selever that was not mayonnaise
selever: tell me what is a joke
razasy: n0

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[Automatic Post]
Model: Zoetrope 5.5
Text Prompts: Mayonnaise filled Nose https://t.co/oqbaM0Sky8

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Y'know, I barely drew myself in this new temporary form.
So, here's me in a maid outfit while I suffer immensely in this agonizing flesh prison that I've bounded myself into.
Want some mayonnaise?

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mayOnnaise Stella
commission for a friend

hands suck

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Was reminiscing about the time I slipped on opened mayonnaise packets, at high school, in front of lots of people…twice. Anyone have an embarrassing moment like that? Stay strong!

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1: THAT MEANS SO MUCH TYSM!!!

2: No Cane Mayonnaise is not a hobby

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