Alastor: I hate messy people, what happened to manners?? Please clean after yourself, use a knife and a fork, sit up straight, who raised you????

Also Alastor:

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Just had someone ask me to make the pride lions, straight, because it would make them “comfortable”…
… how about

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Cut is the branch that might have grown full straight,
And burned is Apollo's laurel-bough,
That sometime grew within this learned man.
Faustus is gone: regard his hellish fall,

Dr Faustus - final chorus
Christopher Marlowe

art: Faustus & The Devil
by Ary Scheffer

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hi I do art, pronouns are he/him, ally straight, follow for more wholesome content
and checkout my cool awesome gals

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“I can’t relate to this character because they don’t look like me.”

And yet somehow POC, Plus Size, Disabled, LGBTQ+ etc characters have been relating to white, cis, straight, able-bodied characters our whole life. Now that we have a crumb of representation—you feel left out???

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I was so close to pissing myself fr laughing at grown Spike

I laughed at him for like an hour straight, I think I have a video laughing at him but idk if it's on this phone or my old one

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i have been drawing for 9 hours straight, time to eat something....

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Prabs came out as super straight, it was poorly received

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So yeah, that's my gurl... 👉👈 And, i dont know, im straight, i dont know how straight flag looks haha

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Okay, you always hear from these people saying "They're children/minors", "Stop sexualizing kids", or "she's 18" and stuff. So let me get this straight, for some reason drawings aka anime, is problematic, but "this" is not.

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Maybe for two pages, the rest is bickering, eating food, making lame jokes, emasculating straight, white males and talking about how fantastic they are

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"Are you gonna play it straight, or are you gonna... Be colourful?"

Kim Wexler + Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman <3

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“Are you gonna play it straight, or are you gonna… be colourful?”

Jimmy McGill (Saul Goodman) & Kim Wexler. Did some sketches of two of my favourite characters of all time <3

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This was not my intention so I need to correct the record: I am not bisexual. I happen to be straight, but I am also a fierce ally and the last thing I want to do is falsely co-opt the struggles of the LGBTQIA+ community. 3/5

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He can‘t walk straight, sir, he‘s gay.

(Webtoon: The Dangerous Convenience Store)

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Rocky came out as straight, it was poorly received

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I’ve been listening to that cover for 6 hours straight, what a time to be alive

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Before you jump in my mentions trying to defend your fave get them FACTS straight, that's the head of a Thor clone (a failed experiment btw). Downloading a no context panel and using it in a debate will get your ass embarrassed. Go back to that dungeon where u came from.

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Tally ho!!

As a british man I love to plant my flags!! And I want you all to wave yours with pride!!

No matter your flag, gay or straight, pan or asexual, religious or athiest be proud of who you are and let your flags fly!!

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Any female born after 1123 can't cook

All they know is Tavern's, Charge They Cubes, Long Jump, Be Straight, Eat Hot Wing and Lie

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