The clean ass shoes are taking the lifespan out of me

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Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloth

Scientific Name: Choloepus didactylus
Romanised Name: Namakemono
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 20 years
Japanese Name: ナマケモノ
Diet: Herbivore
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Distribution: South America

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New Zealand Giant Penguin

Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Distribution: New Zealand
Conservation Status: Extinct
Diet: Piscivore
Scientific Name: Pachydyptes ponderosus
Also known as: Giant Penguin
Romanised Name: Jaianto Pengin

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Shisa Lefty

Romanised Name: Shīsā refuti
Diet: Unknown
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Japanese Name: シーサー・レフティ
Scientific Name: ?
Distribution: Unknown
Conservation Status: Unidentified Mysterious Animal

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Age equivalents to a human lifespan would be something like 19, 30, and 50 give or take they age slower and differently

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Pink Fairy Armadillo

Romanised Name: Himearumajiro
Also known as: pichiciego
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Conservation Status: Data Deficient
Japanese Name: ヒメアルマジロ
Scientific Name: Chlamyphorus truncatus
Distribution: South America
Diet: Insectivore

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Holstein Friesian Cattle

Japanese Name: ホルスタイン
Distribution: worldwide
Scientific Name: Bos taurus taurus
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Romanised Name: Horusutain
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 5 years
Diet: Herbivore

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Mexican Wolf

Romanised Name: Mekishikoōkami
Diet: Carnivore
Scientific Name: Canis lupus baileyi
Japanese Name: メキシコオオカミ
Distribution: Unknown
Conservation Status: Endangered
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown

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And thus my lifespan increases

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Grey Crowned Crane

Conservation Status: Endangered
Distribution: East Africa, South Africa
Diet: Omnivore
Scientific Name: Balearica regulorum
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 22 years
Also known as: Grey-Crowned Crane, White-Crowned Crane
Romanised Name: Hōjirokanmuridzuru

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Fraternal Myotis

Distribution: China, Korea, Japan and Russia.
Romanised Name: Kaguyakoumori
Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Diet: Unknown
Japanese Name: カグヤコウモリ
Conservation Status: Data Deficient
Scientific Name: Myotis frater

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Long-Tailed Tit

Scientific Name: Aegithalos caudatus
Also known as: long-tailed bushtit
Romanised Name: Enaga
Distribution: Europe, Asia
Diet: Insectivore
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 2-3 years
Conservation Status: Least Concern
Japanese Name: エナガ

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Ocelot

Diet: Carnivore
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 7-10 Years
Scientific Name: Leopardus pardalis
Also known as: Dwarf Leopard
Japanese Name: オセロット
Distribution: South and Central America
Romanised Name: Oserotto
Conservation Status: Least Concern

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Eurasian Beaver

Distribution: Eurasia
Scientific Name: Castor fiber
Diet: Herbivore
Japanese Name: ヨーロッパビーバー
Also known as: European beaver
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 12–14 years
Romanised Name: Yōroppa bībā
Conservation Status: Least Concern

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Gaur

Scientific Name: Bos gaurus
Romanised Name: Gauru
Also known as: Indian bison
Conservation Status: Vulnerable
Japanese Name: ガウル
Diet: Herbivore
Distribution: Southeast Asia
Average Lifespan in the Wild: 26 years

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Another ship dynamic noone asked for-

A boy who conjures fire from his deepest fear × A child who exudes healing flame in exchange for his lifespan

*two people disgusted with each other*

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There's so many of your artwork that I absolutely love, so I'm just gonna go with the most biased one: your Art Fight revenge against me this year. Seeing my blorbos drawn by my favorite artist just quadruple my lifespan.

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Danzaburou-Danuki

Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Distribution: Sado Island, particularly Aikawa and Niigata
Diet: Omnivore
Japanese Name: ダンザブロウダヌキ
Conservation Status: Unidentified Mysterious Animal
Scientific Name: Danzaburō-danuki

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Kyūshū Flying Squirrel

Average Lifespan in the Wild: Unknown
Scientific Name: Petaurista leucogenys leucogenys
Japanese Name: キュウシュウムササビ
Distribution: Unknown
Romanised Name: Kyuushuu musasabi
Diet: Unknown
Conservation Status: ?

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A butterfly that beautifies the environment it lives in and everything it touches with its enchanting beauty. Maybe you won't be able to see this special butterfly for the second time. Because it has a very short lifespan in this life.🦋

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