When you shit so big it pops your cherry.
I have just had my anal virginity taken away by a titanic turd.
I feel like I just got reverse fisted by the incredible hulk.
I just shit the 9th wonder if the world.
I just man-birthed a sasquatch.

Fucking help me.

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...history will NEVER forget that you backed *this* turd

Great call...

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There’s also this little turd

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So being a bit of slow ass turd about getting this comic out, i'm working to get comic lettered and the website ready to go, in the meantime a wip for thou eyes to feast on!

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recently met Rahadin in both of my campaigns and here's my take on this bas-turd's looks--

nice butler, scary enemy
im gonna have a harder time making him look different from Strahd now jkewbfbifew

🧛‍♂️🦇🗡️

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After yesterday’s turd of an announcement, I feel like something light and breezy 🎄 let’s celebrate getting this far 🥂💋

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"Be one with the poop!"King TP the turd, a wise old poop. Fun fact: did you know you can tell a lot about a person and their state of health by their poop? May king TP bless all your toilet bowls with healthy bowel movements 🙏

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Throwback Sunday to Edlyn Muñoz (and Lil Turd!), the most badass intersex woman I wrote this year! She started, like Regina, as a fem!version of Eddie from It, but she grew so comfortably in her own skin I couldn't stop her🥰💋 The 2nd drawing is one of my fav from this year ngl!

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Re-drew one of my oldest and worst drawings. Can you polish a turd, though? 💩 😂 It’s been nearly twenty years and I still have a looong way to go! do you remember this extra emo Labyrinth knock-off? 😂😭

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You cant polish a turd, therefore i give up

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My favorite elf is actually either of the siblings I rp. Both half Highborne and High Elf, their sass with each other I'd the best. Around others she is the sweetest bean. Alone, he is the little turd with the most daggers and sarcasm. (Would die for his daughter and sister tho)

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Submitted for the approval of the midnight society....The Tale of the Electro-Turd-Man.

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The Third Dimension In Terror? More like the Turd Dimension. Still love it tho. 💚🦈

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This claim is disputed by every RESPECTED reasonable person. Tired of ? Tired of this turd? Check out real entertainment

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Still figuring out how to draw the bass turd himself

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Damn little turd

These two pokemons have always been my favourite babies no doubts

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added color to the Guts drawing, but it feels like i'm just polishing a turd😬

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Tydal, a Kirby OC and certified bass-turd.

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