Wearing those well-made shoes was really a ruse. They keep you tracked, & when you sleep they attack your stash.
Leprechauns have pots of loot because you wore their boots.
Drink green ale once a year,
believe their antics are sincere.

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Happy St. Pat's! I get asked often if I'm of Irish descent because of the red hair, and the answer is...only distantly.

You may distantly kiss me, because I'm distantly Irish. (like, really distantly.

...Please don't kiss me.)

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Just remember, at a certain point in your St Patrick's adventures hugs become sloppy hugs and you should consider switching to a friendly wave.

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THE WEARING OF THE GREEN 🍀 Lucky me, this wild rose sprang up in my Hope you remember to do your wearing of the and be sure to keep your eyes peeled for the pot of gold at the end of the 🌈

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I hope you all have a happy and lucky Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️

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