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@CaptainGimpy thats pretty much impossible,,, so i guess,,, i'll start getting the divorce papers ready,,,,,
Second Sunday After Epiphany
"There was a marriage in Cana"
A valid marriage can be dissolved only by the death of one spouse. If the pope or a bishop, for important reasons, gives a divorce, neither can marry again while the other lives, without committing a grievous sin.
@Onitatts Of course not ! No way were getting a divorce!
Meet Bad. He's an alcoholic. He's a doctor. His wife took everything in the divorce and now he's sad.
stardew valley has completely taken over my mind so here’s my farmer, who i’ll call fisher
i have a very elaborate romantic plotline going on that involves shane, sebastian, divorce, and unrequited love.... i post abt it on @farmgirI
ahhh, thank you! choo choo homies, although art and I are divorced atm ahah. @morrowdragon @panunderground @Valeriossa_K @ebjedlinska https://t.co/KgIHnqVjNS
alright, before i get to very minor ocs, how about some humans first!
so this is mort's mom. still mortal, obviously. mom is kind and nurturing and also divorced before her kid was even born (so the father is rly nowhere to be seen)
she's okay with the vampire stuff.
new dnd character baby. His name is Cyrus, he's a shitty priest on purpose, a divorced gay bitch, and he has a literal brainworm because he's a Kalashtar
@CATERDlAM0ND “brenda and i’m gonna tell you what, i could not BELIEVE what the other moms were saying about me at the meeting after practice. i’m a bad mother? PLEASE”
“ugh i cannot stand miranda and megan, i heard megan’s getting a divorce so i’d say your better off sarah, haters will hate”