To begin the year here are a few portraits of the current Warmonger-in-Chief in the White House, hoping he’ll quickly go back to golfing and leave strategic military decisions to grown-ups.

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Day 1045: 64 years since Rosa Parks was arrested for riding on a bus, or as President Calamari Lips would say, the day public transportation got too uppity.

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“Presidents are not kings.” - Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.

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All of these embarrassments referring to President Turd Reich as “the Chosen One” make the best case yet for atheism. But I guess a Bronze Age belief system pairs well with a bigot in bronzer.

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Shout out to Slave Bikini Nunes for doing his slippery best to please Traitor the Hutt by fishing for that sweet sweet Biden dirt.

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Day 1036: In which an increasingly desperate political party-turned-embarrassing-fan club-for-remedial-toddler-brained-frauds gets their collective accessory asses handed to them.

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Here’s to hoping President Cowardly Lyin also honors the brave soldiers who fought at the Battle of LaGuardia and wrested our independence from the British between baggage claim and the men’s bathroom.

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Happy Veteran’s Day from Commander-in-Chief Chicken Wing Bone Spurs, who proudly defends Lady Liberty even though she dresses “like a total 5”.

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Day 1019: In which the Quisling of Queens does his hometown a tremendous solid.

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I know I recently reposted these but since today is actually Halloween, here’s another look at last year’s Oval Office costumed creepshows.

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Is it at all surprising that the same stable genius who thought the Revolutionary War was decided at the Battle of LaGuardia criticizes the Kurds for their lack of military support during WWII?

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