me: I NEED TO SAVE STONES FOR MATSURI PYTHAG + CHAINANA MITSUKI BUT I WANT CROSSING MITSUKI AND HE'S NOT COMING HOME ;______;
banri: here, have chainana mitsutenn
me:

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Banri: California rolls (me too!!!)

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what if we kissed on the patolas 😳😳

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Fanfic Banri: nooo you aint making me wear a dress >:(

Actual Banri:

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banri: the griefer
- the only thing he knows how to build is a tnt canon
- everyone knows what he does and fears him
- his entire inventory is literally just tnt

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Banri: I showed u my dick pic pls respond
Juza:

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2/2
banri: I guess you're right. hey hyodo, I love you.
juza: see. just say that.
banri: holy fucking shit.
juza: if that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.
banri:

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Tsumugi: hey mailman what you got?
Banri: just this LETTER!!
Tsumugi: yaaaaaa
Banri: YAAAA
Letter: Tsumugi, I don't love you anym

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me: I need to save for the new youkai kuji!
banri: are you sure

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[WEB MANGA CH 96 TRANSLATION]
Juza: Ugh... The event has ended but I couldn’t unlock all the story chapters.
Banri: By the way, I unlocked all of them on the first day of the event.
Juza: Settsu!
Banri: I can let you see them if you insist, though? Ask humbly, will you~?

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Banri: *drops Tamaki's Wonderful Octave*

Me: *hyperventilates*

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