Obama : U busy ?

Belphie: yeah I'm shooting a perfume ad rn it’s quick money

Obama : Is that the one i smelled on you last night ? ;)

Belphie : Barack please.............. i'll see you later.

Obama : : D

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Belphie: I have a couple ideas on what to do with him because honestly we’re working from the ground up here because his outfit more than anyone’s SUCKS in my opinion. so these are several styles I think could work for him based off his personality...

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therapist: pepino belphie isn't real, it can't hurt you
pepino belphie:

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Therapist: Hisoka Belphie isn't real he can't hurt you

Hisoka Belphie:

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Belphie: Let MC sleep a lil longer..
MC in her dream:

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MC: Heh, you peed your bed?
Belphie: Ha? Beel accidentally poured water on it earlier when we're snacki-

Belphie: and wHY ARE YOU IN OUR ROOM? ON /MY/ BED?
MC: *whistles innocently*

(My MC's lifespan was shortened afterwards)

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