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Obama : U busy ?
Belphie: yeah I'm shooting a perfume ad rn it’s quick money
Obama : Is that the one i smelled on you last night ? ;)
Belphie : Barack please.............. i'll see you later.
Obama : : D
therapist: pepino belphie isn't real, it can't hurt you
pepino belphie:
Therapist: Hisoka Belphie isn't real he can't hurt you
Hisoka Belphie:
Belphie: Too hot... can't sleep...
#obeymemasters #obeyme #obeymeshallwedate #belphie #belphegor #obeymefanart #FANART
Belphie: Let MC sleep a lil longer..
MC in her dream:
#obeyme #obeymeshallwedate #obeymejp
MC: Heh, you peed your bed?
Belphie: Ha? Beel accidentally poured water on it earlier when we're snacki-
Belphie: and wHY ARE YOU IN OUR ROOM? ON /MY/ BED?
MC: *whistles innocently*
(My MC's lifespan was shortened afterwards)