barber: whatchu want?

him: “I must surpass Kakarot!”

barber: say no more

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Barber: ...the Studio Ghibli Museum.

Me:

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Barber: What do you want?

Mkhi: Have you seen Avatar the last air bender?

Barber: Say no more

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Mkhitaryan: last air bender please
Barber: say no more fam.

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Barber: What you looking for?
Brian: Well, I've been drinking a lot of cranberry juice lately
Barber: I got you

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barber: what you want
teru: gimme that feather duster look
barber: say no more

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(Thread Hari Jumaat)

Seorang Ustaz ke Barber Shop untuk gunting rambutnya. Ketika rambutnya sedang digunting, si tukang gunting rambut bertanyakan 1 soalan kpd si Ustaz.

BARBER: Saya nak tanya 1 soalan.

USTAZ: Ya, silakan.

BARBER: Benarkah Tuhan itu wujud?

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Barber: What kinda cut you want ?
Them: Just fuck our shit up

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Barber: What would you like?
Me: you know my dog?
Barber: Say no more

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Barber:So how would you like your haircut?
Me: Have you ever played

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*Moves head a slight inch*

Barber: QUIT MOVIN YA DAMN HEAD!

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Barber: whatcha want
Gladion: you ever just gone to town on a piece of string cheese
Barber: say no more

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Barber: what you want?
Protag: my series got a rushed ending, many unanswered questions
Barber: say no more

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Barber: Whatchu want?
Pinkie: Just fuck my shit up.

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Barber: What kind of haircut do you want?

Pol: Just fuck me up

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