⚠️WARNING: Do not fuck the plants! 🌷
This is the 3rd time I have to comb through craigslist to find a new gardener, because they keep trying to have seggs with the flora..

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Inspired by an old reddit post on r/crackheadcraigslist. The original photo
https://t.co/uufmw1qtBC
My friend sent me this image :D

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'Cute girl who jogs past my house every sunday (Exegol University area)'

aka: my "craigslist missed connections" fic

🏃🏽‍♀️one shot
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🏃🏽‍♀️rated e

read it here: https://t.co/bQp9xW9wMe

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In today's exciting episode of "me looking on craigslist to find a new apartment."

>SPACE ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE 55 OR OLDER
>CREDIT CHECK OF 650
>NO LAUNDRY ON SITE
>$2K SECURITY DEPOSIT
>ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED
>MUST BE TRIPLE VACCINATED AND QUADRUPLE BOOSTERED

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Yo who the fuck keep posting the same goddamn spam ads on Craigslist over and over and over again?

Its fucking obnoxious knock it the fuck off.

What fucking Bot Script is auto-renewing these fake housing ads thinking people are dumb enough to think they're real?

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where DID zenos find that thing. (fandaniel voice) my lord did you go on voidsent craigslist

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>It says here that you're looking for Section 8 Apartments and Room's in the Santa Rosa area. Are you sure you didn't mean to type in "Lake County" which is NOWHERE FUCKING ADJACENTLY NEAR SANTA ROSA

No Craigslist

That was not at all what I fucking said.

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Getting gifts for my friends one of them wanted snow for Christmas, the other wanted a boyfriend, the 3rd one wanted a pound of weed and and the 4th one wanted a South Park funko pop, Merry Craigslist! 🎄📦

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my old ocs, Navy and Morrigan
They live in a van and take assassination jobs on craigslist

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artists mutuals!
where do you typically find work? Twitter? Discord? Craigslist? Reddit?
cause Indeed has been u s e l e s s these past three months.
it's always been kinda useless, but moreso than usual...

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TOMORROW CANDY COATED SUICIDE TURNS 3. A LOT OF SHIT HAS HAPPENED SINCE THEN. THANKS FOR THE 2+ MILL VIEWS. THANKS FOR THE NICE YOUTUBE COMMENTS. THANKS FOR THE FAN ART. THANKS CRAIGSLIST FOR MY RABBIT BAND. 🥰

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. finally wrote a comic about craigslist (wait i mean graveslist) and i chose to draw myself in it because of my lowkey obsession. so thank u bri bri 💕💕💕💕

what’s your favourite part of craigslist? mine is missed connections (duh)

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Roshi, get off of Twitter and get back to farming that sweet Mary jane.
You know you can't scam people on Craigslist forever.

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*seb posting on craigslist* WANTED: Full time professional in-home caregiver to prepare meals and occasionally assist my giant growing boyfriend who has become too muscular to change shirts. eats ~10kcal a day. $20 an hour. respond below.

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AMERICAN SPIRITS: FREELANCE GHOSTBUSTERS is (as you probably know) my old/first webcomic, about Jen and Allie, two roomies who roam around SoCal busting ghosts and taking names (and making $60 a pop answering supernatural ads on Craigslist)

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uh oh! looks like snackhub is running out of employees, time to use craigslist for food.

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Commission for lovely regular on IG - Really appreciated as funds webt twords a bp rescue attempt (sadly the craigslist sellee never responded)

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A modern lil kitsune for kitsunegeddon on tumblr!! I dug out this old oc heheh

he likes boba tea, yoga and offering bizarre services on craigslist

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sorry ur sparkledog turned into the Weird Furry Clown We Hired Off Craigslist For Timmy's 10th Birthday That Won't Stop Trying To Eat The Guests 😔😔

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