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KDJ:
YJH: Shut up, Kim Dokja
#orv #wip #yoojunghyuk #yoojoonghyuk #omniscientreader
*orv cw // spoiler
yjh: BELUM TERLAMBAT!!!
kdj: bodoh, organ dalam bagian bawahku sudah tidak ada
us readers 😃
ー #Joongdok short fics
kdj: Apakah aku terlihat tampan?
yjh: Ya, kamu sangat tampan.
kdj: Wah!! serius??
yjh: Iya, kamu sangat tampan.
kdj: hmm, i kinda wanna eat some murim dumplings ://
yjh appearing with murim dumplings he mad not even an hour after kdj said he wants dumplings: here
kdj: o-oh 😳😳 thank you, joonghyuk-ah ☺️💕
yjh outside w a stoic face: you're welcome you fool
yjh internally:
HSY : When someone's on drug they're..
KDJ : Addicted
HSY : When someone drinks alcohol..
KDJ: They're addicted
HSY : What hit your face last night?
KDJ : A dick did... WTF?!
The state of our man, Jinwoo as of now.
(Kdj: hah, those are amateur numbers)
yjh: kim dokja!! no!! kim dokja!!
kdj: don’t cry for me you’re so sexy aha
yjh: quick, what's your type?!?!
kdj: *coughing blood* hehe.... you ♡
yjh: now's not the time for a love confession *is actually happy*
Yjh: kim dokja don't die
Kdj: ofc I won't die. What do you take me for, i didn't come this far just to die
Kdj: *goes and dies*
Yjh:
<Another story>
KDJ: Biyoo, you know where YJH is?
Biyoo: https://t.co/7oDwsi5k96