Wtf happened to Toro? Why does he look like a non-green Hulk? Also, he’s clearly read some comics.

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2021-08-05

Cap is, and will always be, a supporter of punching Nazis in the face.

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2021-05-31

I mean, the writer has given up naming bad guys and just stolen names from Dick Tracy comics.

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2021-05-31

Not seen: the poor naked soldier now stranded on the beach.

Spoilers: Japanese soldiers piled up dynamite under the America camp, which Steve then moved to blow up the Japanese camp. That is literally all that happens.

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2021-05-31

Conveniently the gators disappear in the next panel once Steve and Bucky are safely on the magic sidewalk with the guide rope. It was also established that it’s near pitch dark, so I’m not sure how the gators didn’t get a snack.

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2021-05-31

Apparently the way to get away from alligators is to jump on to the ledge they just swamp away from being they can’t reach you? 🧐#OldCapRecap

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2021-05-31

Narrator: What Bucky doesn’t realize is that Cap is also hungry for a snack. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Spoilers: Bucky is embiggened, Dr. Crime is eaten by a hawk, poisoned food pills aren’t shipped to the frontlines, I think the army generals are fine? Nazis continue to have dumb ideas.

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2021-05-15

Why hasn’t Cap just stepped on tiny Crime Goblin yet? That knife is a thumb tack!

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2021-05-15

NO, BUCKY, NO!!! 😭😭😭😭

Spoilers: the invaders are mercilessly murdered by the army, Steve and Bucky sneak back to camp, where it may be slightly more appropriate for the dom/sub/bondage stuff.

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2021-03-15

You know how I said swords are totally annoying? That is unless you’re Bucky Barnes, and then they’re your best friend no matter how old you are. Bucky loves sharp stabby things.

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2021-03-15

Um, excuse me, WHAT?! You’re tied up by a madman. Maybe wait on the dom/sub stuff until you get back to camp, Steve.

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2021-03-15

Yet another classic mid-fight Cap one liner. Swords are totally annoying unless...

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2021-03-15

Please note that the baby in this first panel is the man in the second, proving that no one involved with this comic knew the 19th century was actually the 1800s. Or that dude is 141 years old.

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2021-03-15

Please note if panel three really followed panel two, Bucky would have been splattered across the wall, but who cares about physics or perspective? It’s flippy time!

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2021-02-27

Narrator: two hours later, Cap found himself in Russia somehow, no inappropriately young sidekick to be found because the stupid badge fell out of his pocket.

I really wanted that to be what happened, but alas...

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2021-02-27

If I were the type of person who called people names, I would add this one to my list.

Alternatively, Fugitive from a Nightmare is my heavy metal emo band name.

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2021-02-27

They’ve been holding those magic trash talk for ages, haven’t they? You know they’ve been searching for an evil magician specifically because they thought they had clever things to say while punching him.

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2021-02-10

Writer: I want the bad guy to be real ugly, but like pirate ugly. And make it a super closeup so we know how ugly this magician pirate man is. Oh, and make sure he has a lollipop!

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2021-02-10

Bucky, join the club. I’ve been asking myself that for the past 20 issues.

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2021-02-03