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Gift art for @Shyguy9, featuring their lovely Sophie with Ilda
Sophie:
*BWARRp..* "I call his leg."
Ilda: "Don't worry sweetie~ We'll be gentle..."
(probably followed by CHOMP)
CITY OF THE PLAGUE GOD giveaway is OVER!!!!! Firstly THANK YOU ALL! Never expected there to be so much love for the first Muslim MC into #RRP. Gives me a lot of hope. So to celebrate I have picked TWO WINNERS. Could @Charlisii & @misslnatasha DM me? Congrats!
Due to eating a magical stick I got from a certain dirp.. I feel very sleepy now.... But I... Must..... Dirrppp! Dirrrrp. Dirrrp
Dirp... Goodni-....you...dirpta-....
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
At last, I've found it! The Hose Dimension!
... Hey, why can't I take the hose out? And why is it pumping in food on its own?
Glrk... Urrp... 💦
(Art by @SavoryPastry! Thanks Oreo!!)
https://t.co/EqBHKH3DkW
I am overwhelmed by all the love for CITY OF THE PLAGUE GOD with #RRP. It's been 7 years since my name was on the cover of a book, and that is a LOOOONG time. But it you want a hint of what's to come, here is my venture into Indian-inspired fantasy...
Maximus discovers how dangerous all-you-can-eat pubs can be, especially with winter munchies...
“ Hurrf... Burrrrp... I gotta stop eatin’ soon... I’m gettin’ a bit too... urf... big... I can barely... Buhhhurrrp... move...”
Maximus’ belly rumbles ominously...
#TummyTuesday
URRRRRRRRRP... hey, I think the hose is empty, why aren't you fixing that?
YCH 🖼️ @DadTigerDad
Homph! Bwooorrp... All of you are suuch wonderful pastries, filled and stuffed with so much festive cheer. You'll make a fine new chin~
Its 24Hr Madness Bargain Time! Cards From 75p Just For 24 Hrs Then Back To Full RRP. http://t.co/0AIg74ZgzI
Hope You've Had A Grt Wkend. Special Offer Cards for 24 Hrs Today, From 75p Then Back To Full RRP. Pop On Over