Marriage is weird sometimes.

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It’s the little things that make life unbearable

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Having no feelings sometimes makes me very sad

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Make sure everyone is fully vaccinated before attending any event you’d rather miss.

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Why risk rejection when you can just be nervous for the rest of your life?

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I feel like I’ll never get this straight.

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Don’t worry, someday we’ll be able to look back at all this and die

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The lengths some people will go, tsk tsk

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I’m sure you’re all lovely in 45-minute chunks

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I bring this energy to way too many interactions

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Sometimes that’s all he’s got

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This happens ALL the time and it stresses me out. Your lil’ phone buddies are gonna fall!

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It’s funny how hearing “a lot of people feel that way” can be comforting in some times and defeating in others.

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