# planescape dnd dnd5e

I will have you hunted down and quartered by a gang of nycaloths! I will whip you with razorvine for a fortnight!

That wasn't normal liquor! That was infused with the misery and dashed dreams of my last eight apprentices! THAT WAS MY PRIVATE BOTTLE OF SHEMMY'S SPECIAL MEDICINE!

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2020-03-29

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Preens like Shemmy,
Is as mean as Shemmy,
No one manipulates ignorant berks like Shemmy!

I'm especially good at prevaricating!

Oh what a gal, Shemmy!

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2020-03-23