Great idea for like, maybe one second.

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I NEED to know the whole story!

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Who knows someone like this?

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The kids will never even miss us...

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A awesome parenting tip....

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Just had a panic attack when I couldn't find my phone. Followed by the realization that I was using it.

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If you're drunk and you know it, clap your feet.

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All these years I thought Bon Jovi gave love a band-aid. Duh.

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I've finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.

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