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bio technically has healing powers and makes plants grow a bit faster than usual! she used to be in charge of herbal medicines and such. though, she does have her powers fucking cockblocked by some mushrooms later on https://t.co/ye2W3GTMCq
@KumatoseShen I’m going to do this and I know damn well I’m gonna get cockblocked again
"Not now Ajax, your parents are having a custody dispute."
In a parallel universe where Dottore wants to experiment on Childe's Abyss powers and Pulcinella just COCKblocks him (I am funny)
+added the sketch by itself
#GenshinImpact #fatui #Childe #dottore #Pulcinella
@Sakuuda Gal Gohan is great because it's short, fairly straightforward, and because it breaks one of those annoying tropes HARD. It's one of the most annoying cockblocks, and I'm glad Gal Gohan swatted it aside.
Also Eren getting cockblocked by his own son will never not be funny to me 😆
Hello i just watched #FantasticBeasts w/ my friend at the cinema and i did moaned a couple hundred times whenever Gellert showed on screen, also spoiler-but-not-really-a-spoiler-because-everyone-knows? Ummm Albus and Gellert almost eloped guys.... Albus’s brother cockblocked him
@NinaModaffari Sid, Cleric of Ilmater, who:
-Failed to understand he was set up on a date,
-Thought a carriage covered by spider webs (with nearby dead people) was made BY the spiders
-Continues to cockblock anyone trying to date and/or bone him
-Called the head of his order 'Dad' at least once
I can't believe that Shin got cockblocked by the Legion!!
This is by far the most evil thing Legion has done in the series so far. I love that you can see the pure rage in Shin's eyes when he realized that he got blue balled.
Awesome detail. Truly great story telling
#EightySix
Aoba-kun no Secret Virgin
by Fujimine Shiki
Tired of being teased and cockblocked by his friend for being a virgin (doutei), Uke gets the bright idea to one-up him by lying about losing his other virginity (shojo). His friend takes it for real in a jealous fit. Tsundere x dumb🤭
picrew cockblocking the horny vtubers with these hidden horns
still cute though https://t.co/wGLyzboeHc