Why did they let the turkey join the band?

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Did you hear about the dad who gave his daughter a refrigerator for her birthday?

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People who charge money to collect other people’s leaves

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Did you hear about the new tortilla song?

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

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Why can’t a t-rex clap their hands?

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What did the baby bird say on halloween?

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Where do monsters get their cookies?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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How can you tell a zombie is vegan?

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If you teach a wolf to be self-conscious…

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