Pros:
- Insomniac? I'll read you a bedtime story
- I'll be the one to hit you up in DMs but give you space too
- Can rub my head
- Drink in your name

Cons:
- The shine on my head is brighter than your future
- I'll mislead you with constant euphemisms
- I can't cook a steak

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How are you lot spending SA"DAY night?
I'm not doing either of these activities I'm cleaning out the fish tank and that's not a euphemism for anything I'm actually this lame.

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Boss's euphemism

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to say that i am disappointed is an euphemism. we all as a community were so excited for it and it gets cancelled to leave space for BABY BOSS?! no one even watches that series anymore?? I'm also hopping in with some of my fav fanarts

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I feel like this is a euphemism for LGBT or something

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My favorite pizza topping is sausage...and that isn't a Euphemism.

Stuffed crust or Chicago deep dish with meats sausage and bacon.
🥴👌
That does me in ever time.

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🎩I'm funny
🎩This ☝️ was a joke, I'm not, point proven
🎩I love whales
🎩I'm a magician in bed, or anywhere really...
🎩I can make my hat as big as doug dimmadome's (this is not a euphemism!)

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Ahoy ! 🏴‍☠️

Did you know that “Davey Jones Locker” is used as a euphemism for drowning or sunken ships of which contain the remains of a sailor!

Twitter:

Discord: https://t.co/9fEnS4fM3F

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is that some sort of euphemism that I'm not French enough to get?

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Maxima's command style outside of combat is less barking orders, more jovial euphemism | Grrl Power – Arm wrestlonyms https://t.co/rPhdQE3IMW

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Treated myself to this beautiful valentine's day nft by
❤ did you know "la petite Mort" is considered a euphemism for a womans orgasm? ❤

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If I ever use this euphemism. Kill me immediately. I'd deserve it.

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Is "choking the weasel" a euphemism... anyway have some rough

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Green fairy clothing: green jackets & "nether garments" are in Cornish lore, while Highland folklore sees "green kilts & conical hats" & says "no woman would be clad in such a colour except a fairy woman" ~ also "green gowns" was a euphemism for fairy folk

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‘juice reward’ is of course a euphemism for something fruity and age-appropriate

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Maisha! Another OC who needed a new ref after two years, this precocious med student and part-time necromancer aims to delve into the secrets of the Divines' magnificent machine...

that being a euphemism for organic bodies

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For

Does anyone else think the phrase "watching the ball drop" sounds like a euphemism or is it just me?

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Interesting right? "The Bitch Of The Gods" helps Indra (the rain god) to recover his stolen cows (euphemism for rain clouds)...

BTW, Indra rides on a white elephant. Indian elephants mating season peaks in Jul/Aug, Dog Days, peak of the monsoon season...
https://t.co/4wtZQ0nnPW

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every scene with Ashton and F.C.G ( still think it's a euphemism) From critical Role makes me think of ratchet and clank I may make this a better illustration later.

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Omg it gets better / worse

: I haven't had my "chicken" checked since before lockdown either *points to her crotch*

Me: WHAT. When did chicken become a euphemism???

Rose: it is now

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I'm deceased

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