grip the man by the handlebars
Colored sketch comm, Aurelius (left) belongs to thanks for commissioning me! B)

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I just want to dominate big tits short girls with handlebars that could kill me
also moni

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i mean i could do that

i was thinking sitting on my shoulders kinda thing, got handlebars to go with it

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"I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars."

with that skill she should probably get a unicycle.

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~Tweets from chat~
"What do you call my horns?
I call them handlebars."

Wanna give them a try? :3

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Hello there Roy~✨

Pros:
💕Has lovely handlebars for ease of use
💕Can read coffee grinds and tealeaves for your fotune
💕Oscillates between softie and dommy mommy
💕Nerdy rambles

Cons:
😳Clingy and sometimes too cuddly
😳May meme too hard
😳Have no gag reflex
😳Accident Prone

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Hey, who is sitting on the handlebars? It's Zongzi Chunsheng's girlfriend.

Illustration by 素影花簪 on Weibo

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Looking for someone to use my horns as handlebars eheheh

art:

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-- bitch are you kIDDING ME

THE RED IS A SEAT
THE GREEN IS HANDLEBARS

they literally A R E motorcycles I cannot HANDLE THIS

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You bet I'll be joining in!

Pros:
Good cook
Makes Good Tea
Soft ASMR voice
Always warm
Handlebars
Always there for you
Ultimate Bottom

Cons:
CANNOT make eye contact
Never go out outside of events
No money
Indecisive
Easily Emotionally Attached
Physically cannot love myself

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The handlebars and wheels are just so obvious and so seamless 🥹😭. Thanks to and for the images! https://t.co/PaSiIAG9zB

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Horns are handlebars

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Coming up this week on Oops All Anime 2/2): it’s been scientifically proven that attaching handlebars and bike exhausts to a horse will make it move faster, right?

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Hold her by the handlebars!

Request for

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My horns can be used as handlebars 🚲

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Owning 40+ punks, I often end up with a bag of a particular attribute, whether random or a mistake in my model. First it was Smile, Crazy Hair, VR but by far the most interesting is my current gang of Messy Hair + Handlebars

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horns make great handlebars

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stan’s boobs make good handlebars 🤤

https://t.co/WsQDsGPeP7

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