Hermes: Calypso, stop seducing Odysseus! Calypso to us: who me? Kid at left having big fun w/ armor. Gerard de Lairesse, born OTD in 1640.

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Herki modern au🎻😺💖!
Translate :
Loki: Where are the potato chips I put here?
Hermes: I can't eat snacks during work hours, so I put them away for you
Loki: Oh, thank you so much(Fake)

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¡Cabaña 11: Hermes!
Dios griego de los mensajeros, viajeros, ladrones, caminos y mercaderes. Es el mensajero de los dioses, hijo de Zeus y la pléyade (hija del titán Atlas) Maya. Su contraparte romana es Mercurio.

🖼️Cabaña: Rick Riordan Chile. Hermes: desconocido

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Hermes:

~Fairy (wingless)
~Street Racer
~Obsessed with speed
~Personality revealed through tl
~has fairy sized form (7 inches) and human form
~He spends all his time in his human form
~N/SFW
~Ships w/ chemistry
~Straight

~2nd image from Diabolik lovers manga~

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Hermes: And this little fella should have our blessing? He looks kinda funny.


(I love crossovers, especially when they have the same inspiration)

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Hermes: Basically you're caring for urself but you got a better interpretation of amazon prime to get whatever you need. 8/10

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HERMES: The New York Millenials

One of Hermes' boons is called Side Hustle. Psychopomp for all the industries Millenials have killed. Gave Drac the plane.

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Hermes: "Patreon Update?"
Jean: "Check!"
Hermes: "Geil."

High Five bru

Das neue MechaPuri 4 Update ist schon da `- ´;;;

https://t.co/WVdcQhfz5j

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Hermes:
- You never run your own errands
- Have asked for the number of at least one Uber/Lyft driver
- Short-shorts are the height of eroticism

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Hermes: Calypso, stop seducing Odysseus! Calypso to us: who me? Kid at left having big fun w/ armor. By Gerard de Lairesse, born OTD in 1640.

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Waiting for autumn, a.k.a Persephone's return....
(almost there😆)

Hades: *don't wanna do anything*

Hermes: * typing in google-- How to help a depressed uncle?

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[cloudinbottle] Hermes: “Ah jeez you’re all banged up... are you okay? That doesn’t look very nice...”

new post on my askblog!!
check it out here 💻: https://t.co/hysPW0ja7I

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Now some flat color!

Hermes: Mortals, do NOT try to foolishly fight me in one of your little "planes". You will only piss me off and i will have to waste my precious time to end you. Even if it is boring to swat "gnats" out of the air....Or worse >FT;;;

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Did some quick color flats on that dope sketch done up by the amazing and godly !

Hermes: The next time one of your mortal planes mistakenly flies between my glutes......It will stay there..... F/

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