A very sad tear jerking aplogoy 🧵
with help from my lawyer Winston Payne

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(He was in his room , jerking off to the thought of the reader)

Oh reader...reader~!

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“Everywhere the farmer looked/His animals were disco-jerking/And while the rooster did the twist/The chickens got busy twerking” https://t.co/qQvmaYAD2N https://t.co/O4qmqtzlQI

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finally done with this. Whew. Rather a drastic departure but i guess now wheeljack doesn't look like he's jerking off invisible dicks anymore or whatever that pose was🗿

rapid re-upload because i forgot the variants 💀

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Manhwa REC time!
Night by The Sea (bomtoon)

heart-jerking one! Lots of violence! But alpha dotes on his omega v much ❤️

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[insert stop jerking off joke here]

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Stolen shamelessly from r/magicthecirclejerking

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10. Pretty obvious question, but yeah, of course I have. In fact, I even have a sticker of me jerking off

Letting that flamingo juice out whenever I see some sexy furry porn is so relieving (especially those with birds)

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my new base station arrived in the mail & i put it in a new place

and now my fullbody works flawlessly with no sudden jerking or loss of my tracking

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Forgive me for the horny post: but jerking off feels even better and is so much hotter now because my t1ts bounce while I do it

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Now I'm sure that you, Ms Radfem, would have no problem at all with this still being wank fodder. You wouldn't try to ban this or shame men in the slightest for jerking off to these images. Of course you fucking would and I'd like to for once hear your reasoning behind it.

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Walter: we have to kill Gus or he'll kill my baby daughter PLEASE stop jerking off and help me

Jesse's shirt:

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looks like he's jerking off, but he's not jerking off, honestly.🌟☕️
do u like yandere toya in my style??

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